All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women are merely players William Shakespeare

A fool and his money are soon parted. What I want to know is how they got together in the first place Cyril Fletcher

My main problem is reconciling my gross habits with my net income Errol Flynn

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy Spike Milligan

A very rich person should leave his kids enough to do anything but not enough to do nothing Warren Buffet

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund F.J. Raymond

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others Groucho Marx